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Tits on the table

During a meeting in a luxurious, albeit beige conference room, I sat at an impressive rosewood table. Across from me were three deadpan men in suits. You know, super suitlian suits.

tits on the table

They said things like, "All hands on deck," "Hit the ground running. Like most things in my family, large breasts skip a generation. In fourth grade I somersaulted into an A cup.