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A Complete History Of Gerbiling So Far

I'm off gerbil week. Some newer readers might've missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs ass in —so I'm rerunning it now because I still get questions about "gerbiling" gsrbil ass daily basis.

QWe were having a little office escort service cape town about "gerbiling. Do all gay men do this?

Has anybody ever stuffed a gerbil up his ass?

Does the animal gerbil shoved up the anus with a toilet paper roll only to suffocate seconds later? Is it ass scratching or the act of killing an animal that gets people off?

Can't this cause serious damage? AEvery day, my mail contains at least three questions about "gerbiling.

Is putting hamsters up your butt a thing? : NoStupidQuestions

Aws and save this column, for I will never discuss gerbils again. To begin, I would like to make a controversial statement:. This statement is not controversial for the reasons one would hope: